Plagiarism! By A Congressman!

From a NY Times story on Representative James Senslessbrenner’s immigration war:

He is known as one of the toughest negotiators in Congress, which invites another canine metaphor from a colleague. “Sensenbrenner is a pit bull,” says Representative Ric Keller, a Florida Republican on the Judiciary Committee. “And the Senate negotiators he’s up against are wearing Milk-Bone underwear.”

Overheard at everyone’s favorite watering hole:

Sam: What’s happening, Norm?

Norm: Well, it’s a dog-eat-dog world Sammy, and I’m wearing Milkbone underwear.

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One Comment on “Plagiarism! By A Congressman!”

  1. JPW Says:

    Jeez, these guys will crib off anybody.

    Here’s another:

    Sam: Norm! What’s going down?

    Norm: My butt on this stool


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